So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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bacondolphin:

My vehicle of choice

bacondolphin:

My vehicle of choice

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glovesinthesummertime:

andshegotthegirl:

blackfemalejesus:

troublesinmytwenties:

YOOOOO OMG

What

WHAT IS THIS!?

Lmaoo that’s what his ass gets for saying Africa is a county.

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mashable:

Good God Lemon, you’d think a woman who wears tennis shoes every day would be able to hit a decent forehand.

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aspiringdoctors:


A classic.

DYING

aspiringdoctors:

A classic.

DYING

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